Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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