I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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