you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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