Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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