Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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