kristin has been a bad kristin
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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