Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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