"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't think brook has ever known best
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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