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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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