I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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