So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Everclear isn't food dammit
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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