I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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