told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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