I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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