Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
