I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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