I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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