a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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