the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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