If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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