Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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