just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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