I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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