Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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