is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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