His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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