you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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