Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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