Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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