And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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