a search helicopter?!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The air was thick with penises
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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