lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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