we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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