I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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