I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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