Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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