I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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