what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
