why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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