Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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