Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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