I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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