marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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