I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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