he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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