dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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