I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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