It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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