I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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