You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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