Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I supernannyed him into submission
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