just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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