"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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