I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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