Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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