I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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